1. "Staring Contest? This is no Staring Contest....This is FOOTBALL!" -- Darren C.2. 'Coach: Why aren't you playing up to your obvious potential yet?
Player: Because we haven't had the requisite training montage yet!" -- Matt B.
3. "Damn ... Did you hear about O.J.?" -- Chaz K.
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I'm a little afraid of the captions we'll be receiving this week, in honor of the new Oliver Stone flick W. (in theaters October 17), though I'm sure our readers will show a little {cough} respect with their captions. Based on the life and times of our current president (who'll be leaving office in just a few months), W. stars Josh Brolin (as W.) and a whole slew of all stars as some of our most favorite political heroes. The candidates behind our three favorite captions will spin away with one W. poster, one W. t-shirt and a set of six W. shot glasses. Sound off below ...

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1. While Bush meet with his advisers, Cheney checked his Fantasy Football scores.
Posted at 4:12PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Jonathan Kuhn