Insert Caption: Nights in Rodanthe

Posted Sep 19th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- the game that's nothing compared to a romantic night in Rodanthe. Last week we asked you to cough up a caption for those fellas from Righteous Kill, Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. Congrats to Matt N (who grabs an excellent DVD pack featuring The Godfather, Scarface and Heat) for a caption we definitely won't fughetabout.

1. "This is interesting... he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance." -- Matt N.

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Once again, this week we're reuniting with a memorable on-screen duo and celebrating the romantic Nights in Rodanthe, starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane. And once again, Diane Lane seems to be the unfaithful one (what is it with these two?) as she, playing an unhappily married woman, strikes up a spark or two with a doctor (Gere) traveling to to visit his estranged son. The three folks behind our favorite captions will take home one Nights in Rodanthe Sloan Beach/Book Tote with embroidered title treatment, one insulated tote with wine and cheese service for two, two wine charms, one copy of "Nights in Rodanthe," one book light, one Ultra Hyde bookmark, one long sleeved Nights in Rodanthe t-shirt and one key tag photo frame. Now if you can't do a little wooing with all of that ... well, you're on your own. Sound off below.

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1. Now that you've slid me the actual pictures, I just have to ask; Why a gerbil?

Posted at 4:17PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Eric Havens

2. So the microphone isn't in the plant? Times sure have changed.

Posted at 4:29PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Joe

3. Lane: This is the nicest Waffle House I have ever been to.
Gere: I hear the triple hashbrown "All the Way," is to die for.

Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 19th 2008 by clarkjd

4. so, do you think we can just improv this? we've done so many scenes like this before anyway..

Posted at 4:50PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Brice_J

5. "Its funny. Last night I had a dream that you were banging a Frenchman...and then I killed him...with a snow globe."

Posted at 5:12PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Ben B.

6. Now if we can just get Kiefer in here, we'll have ourselves a B- horror picture.

Posted at 5:31PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Mike Z.

7. "...a threesome? ...with a young french guy? ...you gotta be f%@king kidding me...."

Posted at 5:31PM on Sep 19th 2008 by will

8. I'm sorry. Did you say something? I nodded off there for a bit.

Posted at 5:41PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Joseph

9. Waiter to another waiter (not seen): I'm telling you, I bet they could be in the guinness book of world records for this staring contest. It has been going on for over 4 days now!

Posted at 5:51PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Brent Todd

10. Are we finally going to get naked on this one?

Posted at 6:03PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Todd G.

11. We've secretly replaced this couple's '94 Zinfindel with new Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice.

Posted at 7:04PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Kurt

12. "Don't look now but there is a couple who looks exactly like us in the next room.

Posted at 7:20PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Frank Townend

13. After the director yelled "cut" the product placement guy was fired for once again placing the wrong side of the product to the camera.

Posted at 7:22PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Frank Townend

14. Doesn't anyone ever find it creepy that your romantic leads are always at least 15 years your junior? Really. I want to know.

Posted at 9:40PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Kathi Fleming

15. No, my name isn't Rodanthe, and no, you won't be spending your nights in me.

Posted at 11:20PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Eric D. Snider

16. Lane: I didn't know your name was Rodanthe and that a rodent had written this movie as an autobiography...interesting!

Posted at 12:45AM on Sep 20th 2008 by Mr. R

17. Controversial "threesome" with a plant scenes were later cut fromn the film...

Posted at 9:05AM on Sep 20th 2008 by Batzarro

18. "Now, if we are going to even THINK about dating again, you need to promise: No more homicidal snow globe action. Deal?"

Posted at 11:56AM on Sep 20th 2008 by Brian

19. Can i be the hot french librarian that you have an affair with this time because last time he got all the action and i just got a dry hump.

Posted at 1:01PM on Sep 20th 2008 by Jassenia

20. So....viagra kicking in yet...

Posted at 1:17PM on Sep 20th 2008 by John R

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