1. "What are we doing here?"
"I stopped reading scripts a decade ago."

Posted at 4:05PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Joseph

2. Neither wanted to look to see which of their careers lie under that sheet.

Posted at 4:11PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Mike

3. "What the eff, Bobby! I had three homicides in the precinct pool last week and they all gotta die this week instead."
"It's a shame, Al, an effing shame."

Posted at 4:14PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Matt

4. Isn't this whole white sheet/police tape deal a little excessive for a horse's head?

Posted at 4:17PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Geri

5. "So is that your career or mine?"

Posted at 4:18PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Kevin

6. deniro: oof, this body been layin' in the sun for days. look what it
did to my face! the smell burns my nostrils!!
pacino: i'll just stick this car air freshner under this sheet here
and that should freshen him up. hey, why ain't we retired yet?

Posted at 4:24PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Matt

7. The officers had no idea who killed The Count, but they know there were at least 1! 2! 3! 3 spent bullet casings near his body.

Posted at 4:26PM on Sep 12th 2008 by John Roberts

8. "Bob, which of these toe tags should I attach to the body: Not Dead, Mostly Dead, or All Dead?"

Posted at 4:40PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Lauren Lee

9. DeNiro and Pacino are probably better off not looking under the sheet..it very well could be "Righteous Kill."

Posted at 4:42PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Brice_J

10. "Tickets to "Mamma Mia"? Yeah, the bastard deserved to die."

Posted at 4:48PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Jeremiah

11. Bob, did we really need to kill that blogger that gave us such a bad review?

Posted at 4:49PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Curtis

12. Y'know, Al, I'm real happy you two decided to renew your vows. But next time you might want to encourage Bev to buy a dress with a shorter train.

Posted at 4:51PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Brant

13. This poor horse has been beaten four ways from Sunday. Lets find the paychecks and get outta here.

Posted at 4:56PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Jay

14. For the last time, NO, he wasn't talking to you!

Posted at 4:59PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Jonathan Kuhn

15. Judging by these tickets, looks like we found the one guy who went to go see 88 Minutes...

Posted at 5:05PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Jordan

16. Pacino: "ju kno, pretty soon we're gonna look like this"
De Niro: "This isn't Scarface, Al"

Posted at 5:08PM on Sep 12th 2008 by LOs

17. I'm tellin' ya one last time, Al, this isn't the time to look at your vacation pictures!

Posted at 5:09PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Kanah Fuller

18. Hey look what I found, a rare mint condition Garbage Pail Kid card of Up Chuck from series 1. Now my collection is complete.

Posted at 5:14PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Brent Todd

19. "So this is what happened to Pesci"

"I know...it's sad...the poor guy didn't even get the chance to become overrated"

Posted at 5:33PM on Sep 12th 2008 by E-Rock

20. That'll teach Coppola to call us lazy!

Posted at 5:35PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Ryan