Insert Caption: Hamlet 2

Posted Aug 22nd 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where we definitely rock it with sexy Jesus all night long. Last week we asked you to strap in Statham-style and race to be the first one to knock us over with a caption for an image from the flick Death Race. Congrats to all three of our winners -- your thirst for speed, prison humor and bald men is quite inspiring to us all.

1. "You sank my battleship!!" -- Jason F.

2. "Unfortunately, the Death Staring Contest proved unpopular." -- Dan N.

3. "In the prisons of the future, its all about survival of the baldest." -- Ben K.

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This week we're trading in our set of death wheels for a little fun with the theater kids as they rock it out in the new comedy Hamlet 2. In the flick (which has been getting great buzz for a long time now), the hilarious Steve Coogan stars as a failed actor-turned-drama teacher who rallies his students around an absurd, politically incorrect staging of, well, Hamlet 2. The aspirings behind our three favorite captions will prance away with one Hamlet 2 t-shirt, one Hamlet 2 wristband, one sexy Jesus action figure, and one Hamlet 2 car air freshener. I personally have the action figure dancing on my desk as we speak and -- um, yeah -- this Jesus is pretty sexy. (Do I go to hell for saying that?) Sound off below!

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Reader Comments

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1. And it was with this single move, kids....that Ralph Macchio won Elisabeth Shue's heart.

Posted at 4:11PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Anthony

2. Daniel Larusso has nothing on me!

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Tony

3. "... you put your right foot in, and you shake-it-all-about!"

Posted at 4:19PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Rob Stevens

4. I call this move - 'HANG ON LITTLE PUPPY - GET THE KEYS OUT OF MY PANT LEG' move. OK, now everyone in the gym standup and try it.

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Herb Fitzgerald

5. Little known fact: Steve Coogan auditioned to play Daniel in the Karate Kid films, but ultimately was not cast.

Posted at 4:28PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Kurt

6. Since the school won't teach you the theory of evolution, I have decided to teach it through the wonders of interpretive dance.

Posted at 4:31PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Ryan

7. Since my leg was injured I had to use the crane move to win the match.

Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Chris O

8. This is how the crane is really done!!

Posted at 4:33PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by David

9. The Karate Kid 9 movie is shaping up to be quite good!

Posted at 4:37PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Robin

10. "...come on you guys I am very clearly a mailbox, I have never seen a group of people so horrible at charades"

Posted at 4:39PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Dana

11. And then Daniel turns to Laertes and says "I know Polonius was the head of Kobra Kai. This is for what you did to Mr. Miagi, biatch."

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by CPav

12. LOOK AT ME MR. MIYAGI, I DID IT!!!!

Posted at 5:12PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Ilan

13. The crane technique only works when directed at SOMEONE!

Posted at 5:16PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Batzarro

14. "Don't you see? The Karate Kid is our Hamlet. 'To be or not to be.' 'Wax on, wax off.' It's the same!"

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Scott K.

15. Aaaaay Macarena!

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Mike Z.

16. When stalking an Elizabeth Shue in the her native element, the proper means of approach goes a little something like....

Posted at 5:36PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by icandigthat

17. West Mesa Stallions! ::makes whinnying noise::

Posted at 5:37PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Mike Z.

18. "Who is the true lord of the dance now Michael Flatley?"

Posted at 5:38PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by David H.

19. You put your right foot in ... and you shake it all about. Hamlet does the Hokey Pokey with Jesus.

Posted at 5:51PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by John

20. An awkward silence befell the student body as the sex ed teacher taught them the mating ritual of the elusive Elizabeth Shue.

Posted at 5:55PM on Aug 22nd 2008 by Ben B.

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