And do I even need to ask twice? Seriously, this party is so hip, rad and ultra cool ... I'm surprised even I was invited! Like, maybe there was a mistake somewhere and they meant to invite Eric Davis the baseball player instead of Erik Davis the movie blogger. Who knows. I ain't saying a thing. Yes, The Wrath of Con party is upon us ... and not only do I have a list of celebs attending, but also info on how you folks can join the fun.

First off, here are some of the peeps you can hang out with at the party:

Jason Statham (Death Race), Rhona Mitra (Doomsday), David Goyer (writer of The Dark Knight), Milo Ventimiglia (Heroes, Rocky Balboa), Derek Mears (Friday the 13th), Bill Nighy (Pirates of the Caribbean, Hot Fuzz), John Cho (Star Trek, Harold & Kumar), Simon Pegg (Star Trek), Sophie Monk (The Hills Run Red), Efren Ramirez (Napoleon Dynamite), Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother), Lena Headey (300, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), Thomas Dekker (Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Heroes), Jamie King (The Spirit, Sin City), Kyle Newman (director of Fanboys), Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor (directors of The Game), Corey Haim (Lost Boys: The Tribe), Corey Feldman (Lost Boys: The Tribe), Bai Ling, Edgar Wright (Spaced, Hot Fuzz), Kal Penn (Harold & Kumar) ... and many more.

Find out how to attend after the jump ...

No joke -- the term "off the hook" was invented for these sorts of functions. Now here's how you can get your geeky ass in the door: Just send me one million dollars and your first born daughter. Kidding! (Well, I mean, if you want ...) Actually, all you have to do is attend the Masters of the Web panel on Thursday, July 24th at 10am in Room 32AB. At the panel, a select amount of passes to the party will be handed out. Yours truly will be on said panel along with the dudes from IESB, Bloody Disgusting, JoBlo, The Movie Blog, Latino Review, CHUD, Movieweb, Dark Horizons and AICN. Directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (The Game, Crank 2) will be moderating, as well as bringing some goodies from both Crank 2 and The Game along with them.

So not only can you win the chance to attend this ridiculous party, but you also get the skinny on what goes on behind the scenes at some of your favorite online movie destinations. It's a no brainer folks -- if you're attending Comic Con, check out this panel. And don't forget to say wassup to the moron in the Cinematical t-shirt because that would be me.

Special props go out to IESB, Bloody Disgusting, Lakeshore Entertainment, Anchor Bay, San Diego Harley Davidson, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego, Film.com, Bustelo Café, 20th Century Fox, Sideshow Collectibles, Frank's Energy Drink, Latino Review, iTan, Dark Horse Comics and Bif Bang Pow! for sponsoring this very cool event.