Tyler Durden(s) Sing About Male "Packages"
I always thought those Fight Club public service announcements were all kinds of awesome -- Ed Norton talking about proper movie etiquette, and the fact that no one has the right to touch us in our bathing suit area, and Brad Pitt discussing the emergency exits and drinking your own urine. Whenever the real movie theater announcements would pop up, I'd wish it was the Ed and Brad versions instead.
But oh, the above clip completely beats the other two. Apparently this has made the rounds before, but I've never heard of it, so in case you haven't either, check out the song above. However, be warned: This is a song about penises, so if you don't want to hear Brad Pitt and Ed Norton singing about them at work, don't click! But it would be such a waste, because it's flipping brilliant. It's definitely the best twist on words that I've heard in a while. (Check out the lyrics after the jump ...)
Enjoy!
Hey Penis, oh Penis
Penis if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you.
Penis, make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me.
Penis, goddess of love that you are
Penis, goddess of love that you are
Penis, penis, my penis, your penis, penis, your penis, my penis, oh, peeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
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(Page 1)2. Can someone post links to the other two? I haven't seen any and I love this movie!
Posted at 4:01PM on Jun 16th 2008 by soulpopped
3. Brad Pitt - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziqRHqx-xYo
Edward Norton - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOW7aLFLsyk
Posted at 2:59AM on Jun 17th 2008 by spamstratagem
1. It's a parody of the Frankie Avalon song "Venus", done in what seems to be the style of the Everly Brothers. This clip has been around for a while. Still funny, though. It also provides a kind of nostalgia kick for all of us "Fight Club" obsessives from back in the day. I remember getting smashed repeatedly with friends and muttering the dialogue in unison. Those were good days. "Fuck Martha Stewart, Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic, it's all going down."
Posted at 11:55AM on Jun 16th 2008 by Mike De Luca