Insert Caption: Kung Fu Panda

Posted Jun 6th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Animation, Comedy, Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone

Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that karate chops all its competition in half. Last week, we asked you to give us captions for a photo from the new creepy flick The Strangers. Serious props go out to Kristi S. for cracking us up with one of my personal favorite winning captions of 2008 so far. (And so what if I wound up Netflix-ing Armageddon the other night because of Kristi? Is that so wrong?)

1. "Hurry up!!! Armageddon is on TBS tonight and I don't wanna miss a thing!!!" -- Kristi S.

2. "Liv: Take The Deal!
Scott: No Deal! No. Deal." -- Sam S.

3. "Mr. Tyler, put down the ax and allow me to explain. SHE was the one hitting on ME." -- Dodd A.

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I don't know if you're aware, but this week everybody (including we here at Cinematical) was kung fu fighting. Oh yes, those cats were fast as lightening. In fact, it was a little bit frightening. And ... I'll stop now. Kung Fu Panda has finally arrived in theaters, and we're celebrating by handing one grand prize winner one cast-signed Kung Fu Panda movie poster, one Kung Fu Panda "I Can Find It" book, one stuffed "Po" plush, one pack of Kung Fu Panda Hubba Bubba gum, one Kung Fu Panda McDonalds Happy Meal toy, one Kung Fu Panda "Tigress" pez dispenser and one HP/Kung Fu Panda activity CD. Phew. Get all that? Additionally, two runners-up will get the cast-signed movie poster. Sound off below kung fu caption-ers!

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Reader Comments

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21. Picking the last player for a basketball team is always the hardest, and this time was no different. Po was taller, but the training dummy was more intimidating in the paint.

Posted at 6:57PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Scott K.

22. special female panda bear blow-up doll 15 dolla as of now!!

Posted at 9:05PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Suraj C.

23. Hey, Kids! Here's the action figures lineup. Start bugging your parents.

Posted at 9:28PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Stephen Mergele

24. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do *not* talk about Fight Club...

Posted at 9:32PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Jason Goldman

25. Please Po if you think your up to this... show the court where the defendant touched you

Posted at 11:34PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Rev.Dun-son

26. Panda thinking to himself: Hmmm, how do those legs support the crane?

Posted at 1:47AM on Jun 7th 2008 by Gregory Rubinstein

27. Eeny, meenie, miney mo. Which will be the first to go?

Posted at 9:51AM on Jun 7th 2008 by Jennifer Powers

28. Panda, have you seen my bamboo cane anywhere?

Posted at 11:26AM on Jun 7th 2008 by andreww

29. Danny Ocean: Look, I know you guys really want to rob Terry Benedict again, but I don't think this "dress-up-like-animals-and-sneak-in-without-raising-suspicion" thing is gonna work...

Posted at 11:30AM on Jun 7th 2008 by mark s

30. I thought I was supposed to be meeting up with the Toy Story crew...

Posted at 3:09PM on Jun 7th 2008 by Christina

31. Hey, they told me this was the set for "Shrek 4"!

Posted at 4:21PM on Jun 7th 2008 by Wayne

32. Can I call you 'Master Splinter'? Please?

Posted at 8:38PM on Jun 7th 2008 by AJ Wiley

33. There's not a solvent in the world that can get that stain out. The human..., never mind. Bad Panda!

Posted at 11:20AM on Jun 8th 2008 by Bill Rauchett

34. Well Po, I absolutely disagree with Randy and Paula. You were even outclassed by the dummy. I would suggest you think of a new career while you pack your bags.

Posted at 11:29AM on Jun 8th 2008 by Chaz King

35. Panda pondered who would be first to get the rose - Monkey was adorable with those cheeks, weeble panda was such a good listener, but Crane's legs went all the way up! The first round of Panda Bachelor was hard!

Posted at 9:31AM on Jun 9th 2008 by Kathi Fleming

36. This sweepstakes has been featured on Sweepstakes Advantage, http://www.sweepsadvantage.com. The Web's Largest Directory of Free Online Sweepstakes. Good Luck to Everyone!

Posted at 10:05AM on Jun 9th 2008 by Ken

37. You want me to do what??

Posted at 11:54AM on Jun 9th 2008 by Alison Rees

38. I don't know how this could of happened, it said LITE on
the label.

Posted at 1:11PM on Jun 9th 2008 by Daniel Butler

39. "Come on, are your legs painted on or what?"

Posted at 11:05PM on Jun 9th 2008 by Terri T

40. Which one of you took my food! Lets get ready to rumble! Because you better run!!

Posted at 11:23PM on Jun 9th 2008 by TRACY HEYER

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