Insert Caption: The Forbidden Kingdom

Posted Apr 11th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone

Welcome to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where we provide the photo and you provide the funny! Last week, we asked you to throw on your lamest Hawaiian t-shirt and give us your best captions for a photo from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Congrats to our three winners below for sharing their warmth, their passion, their creativity ... and their ability to conjure up a mental image of Jonah Hill on a spit. Our apologies to you Mr. Hill -- we still love ya man!

1. "I was speaking figuratively when I said I had a lot of baggage." -- Mike R.

2. "Crap... I thought I ditched the Verizon guy at the pig roast!" -- Russell K.

3. "They just put Jonah Hill on a spit and fired up the tiki torches. I'm outta here!" -- Andrew W.

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This week, we're taking a trip back to ancient China for a visit with legendary martial arts stars Jet Li and Jackie Chan. Their new movie, The Forbidden Kingdom, arrives in theaters on April 18 -- and ... I just feel so bad for that poor, innocent white kid right now. It'd be hard enough running into one of those guys in a dark alley -- imagine getting stuck between both AND you have to go to the bathroom real bad? Ouch. The three lucky winners from this week will run (as fast as they can) away with one Forbidden Kingdom poster, one pack of Forbidden Kingdom trading cards, one box of green tea and one container of incense. Hmm, I smell a lot of captions this week ... and for some reason they smell like burnt roses with a splash of lemon vanilla? Sound off below ...

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Reader Comments

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1. FINISH HIM!!!

Posted at 4:58PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Michael Records

2. "Are you sure this is the best way to relieve a sore throat?"

Posted at 5:37PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Patty Pritchett

3. "Wait! Can I call my mother first?"

Posted at 5:38PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Patty Pritchett

4. What do you mean, 'It was take-out?' I swear I made it myself!

Posted at 5:38PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Patty Pritchett

5. No, nO, NO!!! How many times do I have to show you?! You 'Walk Like An Egyptian' THIS WAY!!!

Posted at 5:39PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Michael Schmitt

6. Okay, okay, but lose the smelly guy!

Posted at 5:39PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Patty Pritchett

7. Okay! I promise I won't sing the "Mister Clean" jingle anymore!

Posted at 5:40PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Patty Pritchett

8. If we were in a room filled with otherwise useless items, he wouldn't have had time to choke you.

Posted at 5:47PM on Apr 11th 2008 by fistfullofdeuce

9. Look .. I don't think this is the way to do the Heimlich maneuver.. Call 911!

Posted at 6:02PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Dennis

10. Okay! I am a punk-ass white kid who couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag! Now can you get this homeless guy off me?

Posted at 6:16PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Patty Pritchett

11. I take it back, Lethal Weapon 4 was waaaay better than Rush Hour!

Posted at 6:27PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Jamaal

12. I counter your "bum puppeteering standing crane" with a strangle hold. Wax off this!

Posted at 6:41PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Roy Behymer

13. I still stand by it...Seagal and Van Dammee for life!

-Michael Sultan

Posted at 8:07PM on Apr 11th 2008 by mes310

14. Excellent, the 'A list' cast is all here... wait, you aren't Shia LaBeouf!

Posted at 8:51PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Elevator

15. "I'm sorry I called you Bruce!"

Posted at 9:14PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Kanah Fuller

16. Paper may beat rock but how does it hold up against 'hand squeezing throat'?!

Posted at 9:25PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Shane Brooks

17. "I told you not to bring up his 'retirement'!"

Posted at 10:28PM on Apr 11th 2008 by cr in chicago

18. Oh I know this! Wax on! Wax ggghhhhttt!

Posted at 11:18PM on Apr 11th 2008 by paul

19. Try as they might, European missionaries could never grasp the intricacies of the Chinese Hokey Pokey.

Posted at 11:44PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Tarheel

20. Needless To say, Jet Li And Jackie Chan Have had ENOUGH of Shia Labouef...and those twins from that disney show. But their bodies are in the trees...

Posted at 12:02AM on Apr 12th 2008 by Vincent

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