1. "Here, take my hand. I've never lost a game of "Red Rover" and I ain't gonna start now." -- Mike R.2. "I thought you meant the *proverbial* s--- was going to hit the *proverbial* fan." -- Mike Z.
3. "Trust me...a pot-bellied pig demands empathy before it will become a housepet." -- Andrew W.
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And speaking of things that deserve a round of applause, this week we're heading to Hawaii with a photo from the upcoming (hysterical) comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Jason Segel stars as a guy whose hottie girlfriend (Kristen Bell) dumps him hard. When he decides to take a recovery trip to Hawaii, he unfortunately didn't realize he'd be staying at the same hotel as his ex and her new man. Don't you hate it when that happens? The three lucky winners from this week will surf away with one Forgetting Sarah Marshall poster, one Forgetting Sarah Marshall t-shirt, one Forgetting Sarah Marshall tank top and one Forgetting Sarah Marshall beach towel. With all that to show off to your friends, one thing's for sure: You definitely will not forget about this movie. Forgetting Sarah Marshall hits theaters on April 18. Sound off below ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
4-04-2008 @ 4:12PM
Matt said...
i have to go, magnum p.i. just realized i stole his shirt and the moustache is twitching...
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4-04-2008 @ 4:12PM
Rivndellelf said...
"Now THAT's how you get pink eye..."
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4-04-2008 @ 4:19PM
William Goss said...
The angry mob had finally found the man solely responsible for the theatrical distribution behind "Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired."
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4-04-2008 @ 4:24PM
Ken Ferguson said...
Seriously, Britney just told me to put down my camera and get in the car with her...I gotta go, we're going shopping.
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4-04-2008 @ 4:26PM
Bubba8193 said...
Wow, I can't believe they're making a new version of Gilligan's Island!
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4-04-2008 @ 4:36PM
Unbelievableh2 said...
Ok, so i fell off the boat at the Jaws ride in Universal, i am really afraid to go in the water again can you send help?
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4-04-2008 @ 4:49PM
ReelChange said...
Modern Day Sasquatch!
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4-04-2008 @ 4:51PM
Todd G. said...
"Mister President, sir... of course. George. This is Cedric from British Airways. We found your bag."
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4-04-2008 @ 4:55PM
John Couture said...
Yes, that Nessie. She's followed me all the way to Hawaii.
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4-04-2008 @ 4:59PM
Stephen Mergele said...
Turns out Britney passed her paparazzi curse on to the nearest castmember when she appeared on "How I Met Your Mother"
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4-04-2008 @ 5:00PM
Dustin said...
"Can you hear me now? .... goood."
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4-04-2008 @ 5:02PM
Brent Todd said...
Oh gross I didn't realize this was a nude beach AND your mom was here!
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4-04-2008 @ 5:07PM
Eric said...
Where the hell am I......wait is that Matthew Fox?
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4-04-2008 @ 5:27PM
JP said...
Is this the new Judd Apatow movie?
Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill told me he'd be here with a starring vehicle to launch my career.
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4-04-2008 @ 6:29PM
Al said...
"But you assured me that the Loch Ness monster was a myth!"
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4-04-2008 @ 9:22PM
DarkAgair said...
This isn't the airport!
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4-04-2008 @ 10:10PM
Elevator said...
Crap... I thought I ditched the Verizon guy at the pig roast!
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4-04-2008 @ 10:35PM
Susan P. said...
I knew that guy at the airport had no clue when he gave me directions...
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4-04-2008 @ 11:32PM
Zach S said...
Oh no, it's the fashion police! How did they find me here?!
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4-05-2008 @ 3:29AM
DarienWasabi said...
"MY FATHER WAS A BRILLIANT MAN!"
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