VIDEO: Winona Ryder Has Sex with ... a Puppet?
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Yup, it's getting late in the day and we're going there. For those of you out there who've always wanted to see Winona Ryder doing the nasty with a puppet, now is your chance. So dim the lights, pour yourself a glass of wine and bring over that box of tissues (in case you accidentally spill the wine), then settle in to watch this ridiculous clip from The Ten (whose DVD hits streets early next month). JoBlo has the first clip, which is unedited, and features Winona Ryder ... well ... riding her way toward a comedic gold medal. The second clip, posted after the jump, features a press conference with Gary the puppet -- as well as snippets of his rendezvous with Ryder -- as he fields questions from the press regarding this explosive sex tape.
The Ten features all sorts of names, and the comedy presents ten different stories; each based on one of the ten commandments. In his review from last year's Sundance fest, Cinematical's Scott Weinberg called the film "a skit-intensive (and entirely bizarre) amalgam of ideas -- clever, silly and just plain stupid. Those who don't see the humor in this sort of stream-of-consciousness, ultra-strange and intensely self-referential material will walk out of The Ten with their reaction phasers set firmly on "hate" -- but I discovered a solid handful of worthwhile chuckles in the flick, most of which come from the smoothly reliable Paul Rudd and the still-adorable Winona Ryder." Oh yes, she is definitely adorable in this scene. Additionally, check out our interview with The Ten's David Wain and Ken Marino for more on the film. Head over to JoBlo for the first taste, and we have the second clip for you after the jump (though be warned there's some foul language and gratuitous human-on-puppet sex to be found).
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(Page 2)22. that should have been on saturday night live lol funny
Posted at 9:48AM on Dec 16th 2007 by mike
23. GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRAZE GETTING SOME WOOD DON'T IT?
Posted at 9:51AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Bobby Capps
24. Laura Bush has sex with a puppet all the time. What's the big deal?
could be worse hillery has sex with other dikes and look how she fu@6ed up her first 2 terms as press just some of the aftermath(9/11)
Not only is it disrespectful and degrading to Christianity but to women.....My goodness
u need alife religion the true first rip off and jackson is a no talent freak
Posted at 9:58AM on Dec 16th 2007 by riding Winona
25. I don't think you know what GOD feels about this particular situation. You are not him. So, You don't know what he thinks. He will judge you! You don't judge him!!!
Posted at 10:11AM on Dec 16th 2007 by StoneWallJAckson
26. here come the disturbing nightmares...
Posted at 10:16AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Erica
27. Just think - a puppet never says No, never has a headache and doesnt care who sees it in action and moreover, reduces the bitch factor in his partner.
Somebody or something has to service this needy segment of society. And, if you're doing Pinnochio, you have a backup in his nose.
Posted at 10:35AM on Dec 16th 2007 by cryptoad
28. STUPID!!!
Posted at 10:49AM on Dec 16th 2007 by mike
29. That was sooo funny. You people that take it seriously, are dorks! lol
Posted at 11:05AM on Dec 16th 2007 by lil t
30. Registering
Posted at 11:08AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Pilodent
31. Dear Mr. Russell....
You really must be joking, right?.... You bible-thumpers just amaze me.... the bible is a farce, stories created BY MAN!!!... Created to force feed morals upon others... I cant understand how any inteligent person can take that book as "the word of god".... I suppose you dont believe in evolution either?.... I really feel sorry for you Mr. Russell.......
Posted at 11:10AM on Dec 16th 2007 by whocares
32. A new low for Winona & Hollywood.
Posted at 11:18AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Stan
33. For more about sex with puppets, you have to read Kristina Lloyd's new book: Split. Her website is here:
http://kristinalloyd.wordpress.com/
Ms. Lloyd writes for Black Lace books, and this new title is amazing.
XXX,
Alison
http://alisontyler.blogspot.com
Posted at 11:27AM on Dec 16th 2007 by msalisontyler
34. I think Brit Spears would of been better for the part! Then it would of been funny.
Posted at 11:38AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Rev. Wil B Done
35. THAT'S WAS HILARIOUS. GROW UP PEOPLE!!!!
Posted at 11:51AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Elizabeth
36. DID THE PUPPET HAVE A WOOD PECKER?
Posted at 12:20PM on Dec 16th 2007 by tfcrow
37. I wouldnt eveb want to watch it- It's sick and degrading to all women- Even a lady of the evening will pick up a man at bar-Some say she didnt do it- I pray not - why would she want to disgrace her self for - HollyWood sinking more each day -All for love of $$$$$ and so called power-Power over what -Filth - God help them all-
Posted at 12:25PM on Dec 16th 2007 by June Zimmerman
38. Is that one of Mary Shaw's children? (Look up Dead Silence)
Ewww.... sweet dreams Winona! lol!!!
Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 16th 2007 by Em
39. veronique, russel, andjune, you three deseratly need to get to a proctologist to have your heads removed from your asses. if you hyper-religious morons want to go live in the 1800's, go start a commune out in the woods where you won't hace access to the internet, movies, or music from this century. don't you DARE tell me or anyone other than your poor mentally twisted children what i can and cannot watch for entertainment. good god, eat some more fiber, you anal retentive twits.
Posted at 12:46PM on Dec 16th 2007 by bill
40. That was retarded, comedy or not, it was just stupid. Winonna is a dumba$$ for taking the part. Anyone would be.
Posted at 12:47PM on Dec 16th 2007 by me
21. ..Uh...Gross.
Posted at 9:48AM on Dec 16th 2007 by MELODY